Team Obama has not yet released the following fairly routine requests for documents. Surely, we the People have the right to know who we are going to entrust with our country before we give him the keys.
1. Certified Copy of Original Birth Certificate (no alternatives accepted)
2. Columbia College records
3. Columbia Thesis paper
4. Certification of Life Birth showing where he was born (no alternatives accepted)
5. Harvard College records
6. Illinois State Senate records
7. Illinois State Senate schedule
8. Law practice client list and billing records/summary
9. Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mothers
10. Medical records (one page summary unacceptable)
11. Parents’ Marriage Certificate
12. Parents’ Divorce Certificate
13. Mother’s Marriage Certificate to Lolo Soetoro
14. Adoption Papers from Indonesia
15. Record of Baptism as Christian
16. Trip schedules and Passport for trips outside the United States before 2007
17. Scholarly articles
18. Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
And finally, Senator Obama, the People would like to meet your maternal grandmother. Why will you not allow anyone to go near her in Honolulu, Hawaii? She can hardly say something that could be fatal to your run for the Presidency if everything you have told us, the People, has been truthful.
Thanks to http://obamawtf.blogspot.com for most of these talking points.