KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Malaysia's Muslim men are suffering sleepless nights and cannot pray properly because their thoughts are distracted by a growing number of women who wear sexy clothes in public, a prominent cleric said.
Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat, the spiritual leader of the opposition Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party, said he wanted to speak about the "emotional abuse" that men face because it is seldom discussed, the party reported on its Web site Wednesday.
"We always [hear about] the abuse of children and wives in households, which is easily perceived by the eye, but the emotional abuse of men cannot be seen," Nik Abdul Aziz said. "Our prayers become unfocused and our sleep is often disturbed."
Oh, poor poor baby. Let me help you. I know a nice lady who'd enjoy discussing a solution to your problems and it's not dressing women in cloth prophylactics, either. Lorena Bobbitt, take care of Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat, please. And if she's busy, Nik old man, come over here and I'll do a "Lorena-Bobbitt" of your problem personally.
[Bobbitt photo from NYTimes. Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat photo from http://kelatedaily.net/]