The Fill-in-the-Blanks Fairytale World of Barack Obama

Sit down at your kitchen table--if you still have one--and fill in the blanks so that upcoming generations don’t conclude that Dreams of My Father was an unstoppable nightmare.

But first hide your granny! In the BS world, the Big Bad Wolf is no long after Little Red Riding Hood but your Granny, As in the post-January 20, 2009 world anybody over age 60 needing an operation or medication will be sent on their way.

Obama was born:

1. In a manger,
2. Vancouver,
3. Hawaii,
4. Indonesia,
5. Kenya,
6. Planet Krypton (his joke)
7. None of the Above
8. ____________

Obama’s birth certificate is:

1. In the bottom of your crackerjack box;
2. Still waiting for the ink to dry;
3. On a WorldNetDaily sign out on some obscure country road;
4. In Michelle’s safety deposit box
5. buried in Ted Kennedy’s compound
6. None of the above
7. ____________

Obama is married to:

1. Oprah Winfrey,
2. A re-incarnated but not working Jackie O,
3. His back-talking Teleprompter,
4. His Blackberry,
5. Prince Charles,
6. None of the Above
7. ____________

Obama’s favourite smokes are:

1. Craven A
2. Players Lite
3. Whatever he can cop when the paparazzi’s not around
4. Cuban cigars
5. Wacky Tobaccy
6. None of the Above
7. ____________

Obama’s favourite flag is

1. Iran’s
2. Saudi Arabia’s
3. Acorn’s
4. The personalized one on his private plane
5. The Today the Pond, Tomorrow the World One
6. None of the Above
7. ____________

Obama’s favorite dates

1. The Manhattan flyover joyride
2. Chicago on Valentines Day
3. Cocktails at Nancy’s
4. Wednesday Wagyu steak nights at the White House
5. His 3-plane, 2-helicopter, $75,000 night out in the Big Apple with Michelle My Belle
6. Hanging at home and having pizza delivered by plane
7. None of the Above
8. ____________

Obama really is

1. King of the World
2. The 12th Imam Mahdi
3. The Messiah whose dog walks on water
4. Elvis Presley returned
5. The Wizard of Oz
6. Edgar Bergen’s Dummy
7. The Talking Head behind the Teleprompter
8. The second coming
9. ____________
   

Copyright The Canada Free Press Judi McLeod Saturday, June 6, 2009