A Rant on Illegal Immigration

by KO in San Diego

According to CATO policy reports, Mexico has received billions from the US and other countries to "stabilize its economy." Meanwhile, illegal Mexicans solicit American jobs to send billions back to Mexico.

"Illegals are law abiding, peaceable and willing to yield," say advocates. Isn't "law-abiding-illegal-immigrant" an oxymoron?) Okay, for the sake of wild argument, let's say hundreds are. But, millions elude border patrol agents; then flood cities, flashing fictitious names, birth certificates and social security numbers to secure disability, housing, health, and welfare benefits.

Peaceable? "Viva La Raza!" is a war chant.

Willing to yield? As Filipinos, Germans, Jordanians, Russians, Spanish and Vietnamese apply for residency and work towards citizenship, angry Latinos demand special treatment.

Ironically, protesters should march into Mexico and demand social justice. "We wanna work!" shouted a protestor, as she waived a Mexican flag. "Who cleans your toilets?" "Who picks your strawberries?" "We come to escape poverty!"

Spare us the subterfuge and rhetoric! First, Americans and legal immigrants need work. And low risk prisoners (like fire camps use prisoners) can work. Secondly, I clean my own darned toilets. Third, if you resent picking fruit, learn another trade. Fourth, millions of Americans, including disabled and elderly, live in poverty and squalor. Likewise, Americans, including war veterans, are eating trash and sleeping in gutters. So ditch the destitute illegal immigrant diatribe. And how dare pro-illegal immigration protesters display Nazi symbols, as if anti-social behavior and self-serving tantrums are related to the diabolical slaughter of Jews.

Wake up America! Illegal immigration isn't a civil right. And asking people to obey the law isn't akin to an ethnic cleansing. All in all, these mass marches are a pervasive display of anti-social, histrionic and narcissistic behavior. For example, protesters expect congress to amend immigration law to accommodate lawlessness. Amazingly, police issue warrants, hunt and arrest Americans. Furthermore, American families are torn apart when family members go to jail. Thousands of illegal individuals commit felony fraud using fake names to secure welfare benefits. Yet, as they walk freely, driving uninsured vehicles, loitering, urinating in public, carrying fake documents and riding stolen bicycles--police cruise by. Applying analogous logic, if illegals get amnesty, then Americans guilty of fraud, misdemeanor burglary, theft and fraud should expect pardons.

Americans should call their Senators daily and demand all single, unmarried illegal adult females and males be apprehended and immediately deported.
Here's the immigration tip line: 1-866-347-2423.

Married illegals with children should call: 1-800-375-5283. This number explains how to legally emigrate. Moreover, flush the race card. It's illogical. Though I suppose if Mexico were Sweden, we'd hear: "Swedes cut your weeds!" and "Pale Pride!"

Meanwhile, disconnected Democrats think another amnesty bill will push people who repeatedly evade law to follow law. Fine, I say tell all the illegals to move to Massachusetts and move in with El Fib, the Teddy Bear. Don't be fooled. Illegal immigration is the antithesis of law and order.

Oh, and please don't bore Americans with the Asian flu. Shoot, we have illegals with TB and malaria working in restaurants and dental offices all over the USA.