Senator "Obama" -- You Forgot Something Important

Team Obama has not yet released the following fairly routine requests for documents. Surely, we the People have the right to know who we are going to entrust with our country before we give him the keys.

1. Certified Copy of Original Birth Certificate (no alternatives accepted)

2. Columbia College records

3. Columbia Thesis paper

4. Certification of Life Birth showing where he was born (no alternatives accepted)

5. Harvard College records

6. Illinois State Senate records

7. Illinois State Senate schedule

8. Law practice client list and billing records/summary

9. Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mothers

10. Medical records (one page summary unacceptable)

11. Parents’ Marriage Certificate

12. Parents’ Divorce Certificate

13. Mother’s Marriage Certificate to Lolo Soetoro

14. Adoption Papers from Indonesia

15. Record of Baptism as Christian

16. Trip schedules and Passport for trips outside the United States before 2007

17. Scholarly articles

18. Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups

And finally, Senator Obama, the People would like to meet your maternal grandmother. Why will you not allow anyone to go near her in Honolulu, Hawaii? She can hardly say something that could be fatal to your run for the Presidency if everything you have told us, the People, has been truthful.

Thanks to http://obamawtf.blogspot.com for most of these talking points.