Who Killed Princess Diana? I know!

I'll tell you what happened.

France's Universal Health Care killed Princess Diana. Princess Diana couldn't be placed in the ambulance and taken to the nearest hospital as they would have been able to do had the accident occurred in the USofA.

In the USofA, the jaws of life would have been used, if needed, to remove her from the car, she would have been placed on a stretcher and put in an ambulance and been taken to the nearest trauma hospital.

And she would be alive today.

France's Universal Health Care System is guilty of the death of Princess Diana. You heard it here first and of course none of the investigators will admit to it because it's so obvious even I could figure it out.

I've been in an auto accident in the USofA and I've been out of my car and into the ambulance within five to ten minutes and at the closest hospital emergency room within half an hour of the accident. In Princess Diana's case, we all sat watching our televisions while no one moved to remove Princess Diana from the car where she died of internal injuries. I imagine they were on the telephone trying to find a hospital with an empty emergency room. Or maybe a hospital with an MRI and working x-ray equipment.

Universal Health Care -- it'll be the death of you!